TWO YOUNG LOCAL BROTHERS ARE UNDERTAKING A TASK LIKE NO OTHER! IN HUGE EXCAVATORS IN A CORNFIELD IN MASS.(LAST NAME BEING WITHHELD TO PROTECT THEIR IDENTITIES FROM ANGERED NEIGHBORS AND TOWN FOLK.)"BOB" & "STEVE" HAVE DUG CANYONS THAT ARE NOW RESEMBLING THE GREAT GRAND CANYON.THESE CANYONS THEY ARE DIGGING AS TOLD TO LOCAL NEWS REPORTER BOB SMILEY AND I QUOTE" WE ARE ON A MISSION TO FIND GENERAL CUSTERS LOST REGIMENTAL COAT BUTTON HE LOST ON THE WAY TO THE BATTLE OF BIG HORN"
THE D.E.P.AND THE NATIONAL HISTORICAL PRESERVATION UNITS ARE ON SITE TO MONITOR THIS